Text messages from my sisterette’s cell phone that caught my attention pretty well:
1. Auditory Agnosia
- A pure word deafness wherein the word is clearly heard but seems unfamiliar or not easily understood.
EXAMPLE:
Girl: I love you.
Boy: HA?
2. The Habit of staring at someone can lead to either two serious consequences.
A. Intense Addiction with Paranoia
OR
B. Falling in LOVE.
3. The difference between love and attraction:
A guy had a crush on this girl, he follows her wherever she goes. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
GIRL: Why do you keep on following me wherever I go?
BOY: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling for you.
GIRL: Really? But you haven’t met my best friend yet, she’s prettier than me and she’s at your back.
The guy turned to his back but no one was there.
BOY: Are you making fun of me? Nobody is there.
GIRL: No. I’m not making fun of you. But if you really love me, you won’t look back.
4. “Knowledge can never replace friendship.”
-Patrick Star
5. Kung and ikaliligaya mo ang paglayo ko sayo,
Wag ka mag-alala...
Lalapit-lapitan kita! xP
6. May last piso ka sa unli. Nag-text sayo ang 3 taong importante sayo.
Si PAST tinatanong kung may pag-asa pa bang ibalik and dati.
Si PRESENT tinatanong kung gaano mo siya ka-love.
Si CRUSH naman, inaming may pagtingin siya sayo.
Kanino kayang text and re-replyan mo?
Syempre dahil malandi ka, magpapa-load ka ng bonggang-bongga! =))
7. “Hindi lahat ng dinosaurs nakain ng hayop. Yung iba gusto lang ng HUG.”
- Barney
8. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y
Oops. I missed U. :]
9. “Hindi ko pa nararanasang MAGMAHAL kahit minsan...”
-FISHBALL (Php 0.50 since 1990) =))
10. “Kung sasabihin ko ba sayo na OK lang ako maniniwala ka ba? Kung sasabihin ko naming HINDI, may magagawa ka ba para pagaanin loob ko? Kaya kahit tanungin mo ako, mas mabuti pang hindi nalang ako sasagot kaysa mapagod ka pa dahil hindi mo rin naman mababago ang nararamdaman ko.”
- Relpy ng EMO sa text na: “KUMUSTA?”.
YAN NA LAHAT NG MGA TEXTS NA MALAKAS ANG TAMA SAKEN.
Ito siguro epekto ng pakikialam sa PRIVACY ng iba. Wag niyo ko gayahin. Kasi kung pakikialaman niyo CP ng iba hindi cla papayag. Ate ko kasi pinapayagan ako kasi ako taga-basa ng mga texts niya. =))
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